Welcome to the 2026 Sarcastaball Season!

League Governance & Ethics

Pre-Game Appreciation Circle: Mandatory participation before every matchup to ensure no one's feelings are hurt.
Uniform Requirements: All managers must ensure their team avatar is a South Park character.
The "Butters' Goo" Clause: Stay hydrated with our specially endorsed "energy drink." It's full of... compassion.

Roster Rules & Awards

The Butters Stotch Award: Given to the manager who shows the most "sincere" effort, regardless of the scoreboard.

"I love Sarcastaball! It's so much better than football! I'm so glad they got rid of violence in sports!"
— Cee Lo Green (probably)