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The Springfield Menu

By Thomas Scott • April 26, 2026

They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats.

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By Thomas Scott • April 19, 2026

“to preserve the freedom of the human mind”

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The Coming Storm

By Thomas Scott • April 17, 2026

They tried to kill him and our movement, they will try again.

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